how to fuck well (again)
how to fuck
“sex change” fiction
Jennifer Weiner erection (??)
I’m convinced this is the same person. At first I thought it was funny, but enough is enough!
Pretty sure porn would help ’em with at least three of the six search terms, though.
I’m sorry, dear Google user, but you’re not going to find anything of that nature here. But I wholly appreciate your regard for good grammar, so I wish you luck in finding assistance with your lovemaking skillz.
If you haven’t heard of Courtney Stodden, she’s well, ew, ew, ew.
Anyway, thanks to The Soup, I have discovered her marvelous, marvelous tweets. Truly, they are a thing of beauty. I enjoy them so much* that I’m going to share some of them with you.
*But not enough to actually follow her account.
She’s like Keats and Jewel rolled into one. And now for some visual poetry: